Dr. Ronnie's Column of Agony



 
From the hearts of darkness comes a white coated God, whose healing hands can assuage even the most unfortunate of symptoms...

Identify the symptom which best suits, and using the power of metal he will diagnose your problem and proffer his poetic advice..

 Infected with colossalitis of the eyepot..?
 Ruptured felch bone..?
 Multiple pipe lacerations from door jam splitting..?
 Leprosy..?


Diagnosis
Resymptomize

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