Dr. Ronnie's Column of Agony



 
From the hearts of darkness comes a white coated God, whose healing hands can assuage even the most unfortunate of symptoms...

Identify the symptom which best suits, and using the power of metal he will diagnose your problem and proffer his poetic advice..

 Coultharding of the jawline..?
 Smell my beard..?
 Extensive research into porridge consistency..?
 Gaylording of the music gland..?


Diagnosis
Resymptomize

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