Blood red windows, the trees are yellow
Stone lions guard the path
Through the swing doors, all is mellow
No need to fear his wrath
Welcome all to Shatner's Lounge
Feel free to stay and look around
But first to me your phallic host
The captain that you love the most
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Welcome to my lounge
It's the grooviest place in town
We've got the foxiest chicks
And some with dicks
So come and fool around
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A freakish music soaks up the air
Mutated sounds never heard before
Shit me, there's Nimoy on a chair
Underneath a she-boy whore
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Welcome to my lounge
It's the grooviest place in town
We've got the foxiest chicks
And some with dicks
So come and fool around
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I'm the conqueror of a thousand hymens
I'm Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
So step up ladies, your will is weak
As I display my cosmic technique
Just set your ears to chill
While George Takei gets ill
'Cause we're laying in a course for Planet Thrill
Hyperspaced, the tension grows
Sick vibrations, something's wrong
High on stage in gimp-like pose
Shatner's wearing Locklear's thong
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Welcome to my lounge
It's the grooviest place in town
We've got the foxiest chicks
And some with dicks
So come and fool around
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